3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I hate your face
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
