Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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