So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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