dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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