Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
