We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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