my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
farters have to be the big spoon...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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