I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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