I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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