He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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