White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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