they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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