what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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