Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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