So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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