i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Pants are for mortals
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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