I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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