New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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