You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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