I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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