just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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