Farmville is her only friend.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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