He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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