Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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