Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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