We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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