Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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