One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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