We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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