I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
