i need an iv and a liver transplant
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
