oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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