she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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