He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm just crazy horny about you
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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