make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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