Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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