It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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