sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
