I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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