is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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