i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
