it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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