Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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