soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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