his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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