I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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