So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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