It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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