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I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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