I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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