Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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